Wednesday, April 8, 2015

هیچوقت بچه نیارین ,اگه میارین فقط یکی بیارین ,اگه میخوان بیشتر بیارین پس حداقل بهشون موسیقی یاد ندین  . .چون وقتی بزرگ شدن نمیدونین باید با ساز کدوم یکیشون برقصین . . .

Saturday, December 27, 2014

The most dramatic difference between woman and man

The reproductive life is much shorter than productive life in woman and. . . . well,  the opposite is true about man

Monday, September 1, 2014

Today's point

If you are always seeking the right things in your life, you might have lost the right side of your brain in the past.

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Today quote

If you think something is worth doing, please think twice before doing it, it might have been "worse doing" it that you  could not pronounce it correctly!

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Today quote

I think we should not count our white hairs every day but every night as they look black at nights.

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Goat

Once two guys were walking down a road talking about the God and the creation of the Universe. They just kept talking about all these different theories around this issue only to found that it had been almost 3 hours that they walked and talked. Now both were feeling so hungry. Suddenly they saw a "goat" in the middle of nowhere. Was it sent from the God? or it might only be a mirage? It was not important at all at that point when both were starving to death. One of them who thought he must be more generous at this time looked at the other guy and said:
" To boro Goat o bokhor"
The other responded:
" Pedaassag! khodet boro Goat o bokhor"
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To be continued!